Monday, January 26, 2009

Fukin Waffles!!!

Me and my broz come to this waffle house off Howell Mill all the time and order the same shit. All Star with orange juice extra cheese eggs. We always get the ugly ass dude with the dusty ass black FILAs on as our waiter or the country ass chick with the different color weave and kangaroo patch on her stomach.. I guess losing weight wasn't one of her new years resolution, even if it was she probably stopped shooting for it jan 7th. ITS JUNE!! One time we was up there on some tired of being in the studio type shit and was just grubbing and as we was leaving a light skin chick was coming in. I knew she wasnt from ATL cause she had some crazy ass accent when she said thanks for holding the door open. Of course we all stared at her and didnt say shit. She had a shit load of tats. Three stars on her kneck, some flowers and what not on her arm. Some shit on her wrists.. I was in love... But fuck it, I won't see her again...

One of the "hers" insisted we go to waffle house. She had the taste for some bacon and a waffle. I was down, hell, im ALWAYS down for free food! Me and "her" aint talking like that, though she always forget and ask me who i'm texting on my sidekick or hit me with the infamous lines when she call and I finally decide to answer "where you at, who you with..." So we pull up, get out, walk in, sit down, and pick up the slightly sticky menu. Just like all the other times, nothing different untill the NEW waitress walks up...

"Hey, my name is Tiffany, I'll be ya waitress this evening. Can I get your drinks?" I look up and behold the sexy ass tatted chick me and the broz seen a couple weeks ago. Maaan was she fine!! She was killlling "her". It wasnt even a fair fight for my attention. Ali versus Paris Hilton, and the winner is!!! "DizZy be cool" is what my concious kept telling me. So im a chill shawty.. Thats the best advice that I can take!! HAHA! So I say cool then a bitch, "Yeah, lemme get a Orange juice please", you know I had to keep it cool. She took our order just like she was supposed to and that was that. No harm in that.. Right? Yeah thats what i thought. So "she" is talking and its about nothing of course. About how her home girl did this, how school getting on her nerves, how she just bought some article of clothing out of Urban Outfitters.. Yeah. So I'm thinking that Tiffany aint paying me no mind till I catch her looking at me from the register.. I brush it off, she was just looking to see if we needed anything. That didn't mean nothing, I'm sure of it.

"Here you go", she sat the plates down and stood back up right and asked were we good. We both replied yea but i was lying. Um, SEX PLEASE. Extra everything but hold the commitment. HAHA!!!! I wish I had said that, but, I didn't. So She leave and we eat. I'm smashing, shit so good. I look up to get some more OJ and guess who staring me down but chill with it.. She starts smiling and come get the cup so she can fill me. I was trying to keep cool, I'm bad. If provoked, i'd take her down in the bathroom, NO PROB!! She was just too fine to care about anything. And she knew it!! She walking slow as hell, at this point I realized that I made her walk in slow motion just like in the movies. Hair blowing, she got a damn glow and everything. I wonder what the hell "she" was doing through all this. She got knocked out first round by Ali. I havent been paying attention to her the whole time. TIffany finally gets to me and says "Orange Juice.. Right?" She knew what I was drinking so I reply back smooooth den a bitch "Yeazir". She grabbed the cup out my hand and her hand touched mine. I swear on errrr thang it felt like a fuckin ZOOM ZOOM commercial where they touch the car and vision themself driving it.. Yup.. FUCK!!!

Bathroom up against the stall.. Pulling her hair as she grabs my shirt to pull me closer. Kissing her neck and rubbing where ever my little ol hands end up. There was NO TALKING, just all action. She slid one leg out of her black kahkis and pink laced panties.. I pulled down the levii pants and boxers... Grabbed the gold card out the wallet and went scooba diving. She standing over the sink eyes closed as I grab her hair, stroke and kiss her neck. Kissing all on her stars, lifting her shirt to see the rose that takes up her whole left side.. Damn I know this is wrong but it "feeeel sooo goood" with my tpain voice! I started going hard.. She started biting her lip hard as hell and breathing like she was in desprate need of oxygen!! I just wanted to get a few more strokes in but she gasped and started twitching a little too much for me to keep my composer.. She came first I came last... She pulling her pants up giggling, im admiring her body still.. Damn!! She looked at me wink and walked out. I pulled my pants up, looked in the mirror and shook my head.. I GOTTA STOP DOING THIS!!! ZOOM ZOOM MOTHA FUCKA!!!

"Orange Juice, right?" I reply back smoooth then a bitch like "Yeazir". Man I had to have blacked out for what seem like 15 minutes but it was only about 5 seconds. "She" was eating and still talking as I subconciously was replying back with, "Yeah, yup, i fucks with that", typical guy shit. O well...

We eat, talk a lil more and get up to leave. I'm still floating from the damn day dream I had. I go to the register to pay. "She" walks out to the door, Tiffany looks at me and smile. "Don't be staring at me while you and ya girl friend have lunch. Thats not cool boy." I don't know why I like when girls call me boy, shit so sexy. But I had to correct her, "Chilll, that aint my girl friend. We just friends." She frowned and scribbled on my receipt.. "Call me then, I get off at 9. Dizzy right?" "Riiiiiight, im a call you at 9:01!!!!" I don't know if she was as into me as much as I was into her buuuut.. GOT HER, SWEEEET!!!!

p.s. My imagination is fucking ridiculous. I can't help it. She was too fine. I don't normally lose it like that but that day something came over me. I have a strong liking for women into fashion and like ink... Damn!!


P3BYL3$ January 26, 2009 at 9:34 AM  

Long... yes, but who cares I love reading and then it was entertaining! You really need to write a book, seriously! You have a way with words thats ridiulous! Its crazy how the imagination can run wild and it feels like minutes have passed by when only its been seconds! Hawt blog bro!

Ki January 26, 2009 at 9:42 AM  

I felt like I was reading a story legit. You do have quite the imagination. Dope blog too, keep it up homiee.


Nicole.king38 January 26, 2009 at 9:50 AM  

Your blogs look long... And I know people look at them and say 'damnit man. I don't feel like reading all of this'. Not I. I love it cause I know you're gonna make it worth while and you have yet to let me down!!! You got her, SWEET!!! Love it! And I laughed too hard at 'that's the best advice I could take'! Fool wit it! But yea. A book needs to be publish. In it? All of your short stories! I promise I'd by 2. One to read over and over and the other to keep on the shelf so I can show them my collection of E Dot DizZy! Lol! Love it!!!


Unknown January 26, 2009 at 10:03 AM  

SMH! Againnn!!
I swear I kno u all too well frfr!... u are sumn else...def long whew but I jus had to keep readin once I started... yo driftin off into LA LA LAND fantasizing and whatnot in da middle of answer her question ha!... but AY @ da end of da day U GOT HER, SWEEEEEEEEETT!!...

2 Fingaz annnnd IM OUT,

iAmBornIIWin January 26, 2009 at 10:08 AM  

ummmmm....SEX PLEASE!!! :D now tht's a blog bro. I gotta hand it to ya. I don't know how u pull these things off..but this shit is hott bro!!

Young, Broke & Fabolous•·. January 26, 2009 at 10:27 AM  

i wish san diego had a waffle house, the closest waffle spot is roscoes. that crazy how ur attracted to tatt`s .. it seems like every female in cali is tatted! lol boyy, i love ur blog. im sure u here this all the time =)

SICKNESS January 26, 2009 at 10:32 AM  

yum, tats.

DKNY OH MY IM JIGGY January 26, 2009 at 1:15 PM  

So im a chill shawty.. Thats the best advice that I can take!!

Son, like, Thats my favorite youtube EVER!!!! LMAO. OMG
I couldnt get past that part i was laughing to hard thinking about the girl on the train

bunny January 26, 2009 at 1:37 PM  

I like that ZOOM ZOOM effect. "sex please" are too funny.

JuJu January 26, 2009 at 1:49 PM  

lol im hooked on ur blogs; i get all into the story nd imagine like im there nd issh; haha nd that's wussup u pullin her at the end.

breebankz January 26, 2009 at 2:58 PM  

lOl dizzy u a fool for this. i dont blame u thouqh. im not even qonna come at u with niqqa thats wronq, u with a female, etc blah blah. yall not toqetha soo its w/e. haha "zoom zoom"

i like ya bloqs tho. ima keep readinq

T January 26, 2009 at 3:40 PM  

girls with tattoos are tight, at 1st I saw this long ass story I was like I'm not readin all this, glad I did tho that shit was funny

Aripulco Gold January 26, 2009 at 3:46 PM  

haha this wasn't real? could've fooled me.

Kay ♥ January 26, 2009 at 4:56 PM  

LMAO no way is this real??? wow.... let us know how THAT goes....

Revee January 26, 2009 at 4:58 PM  

Haha, I was in class laughing at this. Good job. Keep writing, words are deff. your thing.

Jasmine Nicole January 26, 2009 at 7:41 PM  

wow , I don't know what was real or a daydream but it's all interesting .
lmao @ the soulja girl line .
I wore Waffle house out about 2 months ago , it was addicting .

angelicaa phyliciaa . January 26, 2009 at 9:12 PM  

you have a gift for keeping your reader intertwined in your words .

i lovee it =]

TiPeck January 26, 2009 at 11:19 PM  

Yeah =D I am loving the blog so far

mane. January 27, 2009 at 12:10 AM  

you's a fool with it! HAHA! i didn't feel like reading but i wanted to see the ending! HA

Hippoleetoe January 27, 2009 at 12:17 PM  

wow.. lol
I actually read the whoole thing. haha
pretty interesting there

Kaila Greene January 27, 2009 at 1:30 PM  

So when I first looked at it .. I was like damn this is long! But it was pretty interesting .. you and that imagination of yours! lol ur so silly! but yea I agree with some of the people above .. you should write a book of something .. you may turn out to on the top booksellers list!---Love ya babe!

Anonymous January 27, 2009 at 2:39 PM  

I enjoyed reading that woah.
Girls with tatts are hot, I effin love tatts; Kat Von D tatts ahhh, thats the bi coming out in me there. Damn your imagination was running in your cut scene lol but I've had them moments 'HOT'.

Lundileww January 27, 2009 at 7:32 PM  

Um pleeaasseee write a book!!! I get sooo drown in I hate when it ends lol this blog was crazzyyy!! Love it!

Sweetest Girl January 29, 2009 at 10:01 AM  

The sex scence was crzy!
felt like i needed a condom or sumthin.
But haute shit... AGAIN!
ur imagination is def amazing....
so what ever happens to u n tiff? MOOOOOORRRREEEE PLZZZ!

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