How do you let a man know he aint pleasing you? -J.Lavii

So my homie J Lavii asked me how do you tell a man that he isn't pleasing you. How do you tell him without hurting his feelings..

Well it might be more simple then you thought. A lot of people in general know how to please maybe two or three people. You develop a routine, even if you don't realize it. So it's not that he bad in bed, he just use to pleasing someone else and needs to break out of his routine. This is of course only matters if he has a "package." Meaning if he not pleasing you because his dick too small you might have a problem houston. If that isn't the case then you good money and the problem can be fixed.

I once dealt with a female who gave horrible head. Like she was doing it all wrong, too much teeth, not enough spit, grabbing it too hard, everything you can think of was wrong. I wanted to just stop dealing with her all together but I figured if I taught her how to do it properly it will stick with her forever. It took all of three times and a few pornos and we were rocking like cut off stockings. I just lied and said she was good but if she did it like this she would be that much better. I don't know how she took it but she listened and it was nice!

I had a girl friend that I will never forget. Right out of high school I dated a girl who was like 3 or 4 years older then me. I didn't know much about fucking and giving head, I mean I wasn't fucking like that in school. Well this was right when Trey Songz first cd just came out. One day I went down on her and came back up and she was like "What was that boy?" She told me that I was doing it all wrong and needed to learn quickly! I wasn't hurt, my ego wasn't crushed because deep down inside I knew I didn't have that much experience in it. So from "Just gotta make it" to the "Just gotta make it remix" which is the last song, my head was between her legs. She was a great coach. My facial hair was soaked, my wife beater smelled of her and my bed was soaking wet but I learned a lot. I don't fuck with her no more but I still have the skills.

So to you, the best way you can do it without him even noticing is to watch porn with him. All guys watch porn so if he hit you with that line "Naw, I don't watch that shit", he lying. Watch it and ask him, why don't you try that on me or why haven't we did that. Get him in the mode of learning new shit, and this is when you slip in how he can please you. Stroke his ego while teaching him some new tricks. Guys all think they are the best in the bedroom so try not to step on his pride while trying to catch a nut. Sex is easy, sticking the pee pee in the coo coo. Simple. But Good sex requires skill, practice and patience. You have to have all of that with him as you teach him your temple. How to please you. If you try that, if you try and teach him new tricks and he still don't get it right.. You might have to be like "nigga you aint fucking me right and you better get with it before I fuck your home boy who been low key trying to fuck since you introduced us!" Hahaha, that might work! Hope this helps though homie. Peaaaaaace!! Hit me on twitter, @EDotDizzy

LeToya Luckett? Fuck was you thinking about?

*Regrets by LeToya Luckett ft. Ludacris*

Okay let me start by saying that I love her voice. The overall song is hot, the beat, the melodies, harmonies, everything! She sound sexy as hell, I mean when I first heard the song I wanted to have sex to the song. Don't judge me though, even if you do, fuck you I'm DizZ! I first heard the song and was analyzing it and was like man she scored with this shit, and turned it up. I then heard a female singing the song without the beat and I'm like "What the fuck is this bitch talking about!" Those were my exact thoughts! She was singing it like she was bitter and glad someone finally made a song about it. Well yesterday I was taking the trash out yesterday and this girl drove by blasting this song and literally YELLING the lyrics to anyone who would listen.

The reason I don't like the song is because of the shit she is saying. The lyrics are simple and short.. Verse one is:
I made you cool, You wasn't that dude,Until i started fuckin with you, Gave you swagg, and a duffel bag, You left the best you had, now you gotta act like that, I got you right, I changed your life, Suicide doors I cosigned, Gucci rags, louis travel bags, You left the best you had, baby don't look so mad..

So I'm thinking that maybe the second verse is going to have how much she loved him in it. I thought she was gone say how they were together for years and how SHE started looking better after they split and now he wants her back. But, she don't. The second verse lyrics are: VIP was all on me, Now you're at the bar with 1 or 2 drinks, Popping game, you look so lame, Without me your pimpin aint the same, First class flights, Dipped in ice, I had your neck and wrist oh so bright, Poppin tags, is a thing of the past, You lost the things you had chasing those scally wags..

Once I finally listened to what the hell she was saying, I was kinda upset because she sound like a dumb basic female. I know she probably didn't write the song, hell most singers don't write their own shit so I can't fault her 100%. Like, If the song was about how much she loved him and was there for him and he gone regret leaving because other females aint that loyal, I would have loved the song. Even if she said that at the end of the song as it was going off, I would have loved it. So she made a whole song about how much money she spent on this nigga and he left her and now he want her back. Well, maybe he don't want YOU back because you was a basic bitch. He just want the shit you was buying because its a recession and times are hard! I mean, I don't see why he would want to be back with you. You based your whole relationship on materialistic objects so what did you base it on? You thought you was the only one who could buy this nigga shit? All he had to do was find someone else with MORE money. Hell he probably left you for Kelly Rowland, she aint doing nothing right now but got lots of money! HAHA, he wanted the real thing. Naw let me stop before someone let her read this and her "people" ask me to take this down.

The thing is a lot of women and men base relationships on what they can buy for someone, and its much more then that. That's why its so easy for the person to walk away, I mean, it aint nothing emotional involved. If I walk away with all the shit you bought me, I basically walk away with everything our relationship was based on. I know yall like damn, this nigga always thinking about shit too hard! I'm sorry and with that said, I will leave.

P.S. Ladies stop singing this damn song cause not only do you look stupid for buying this nigga all this shit without a ring but you screaming it out for the world to hear. You don't feel the least bit stupid? If not, you should. But that's just me and I have learned that my thoughts don't mean anything, only your final thoughts matter. Twitter me, @EDotDizzy

Fuck buddies gone wrong.. Again..

So I've had fuck buddies. I mean, yeah. The rule that keeps getting broken is really the only rule that should matter. SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! When folks become cut buddies, it works best when no one knows about it. You have no one voicing opinions on something that isn't their business. Don't be all on facebook and shit, then friends start adding ya fuck buddy and start talking and becoming friends. Hard to break away when everyone is a big ass family.. Wait, I think this has to be said. You have to know when you are a fuck buddy and not a potential girl or boyfriend. That is important, don't over step boundaries. Back to the topic..

One of the cut buddies always reveal the sexcapade. So now they friends voice opinions, as if its a relationship. Now they looking at you silly because your fuck buddy is out with someone else and kicking with other people. Seeing how I don't date guys, I can only speak from my experience with women. I have had females start questioning me or wanting to go out all of a sudden knowing we just fucking. They start complaining that I'm texting too much, I never ask about their day, blah blah.. Now I'm the bad guy because I'm treating them like a.. FUCK BUDDY! Don't try to mark territory that isn't yours to mark. You know exactly what it is and should keep it in the back of your mind that this person isn't yours to have!

Another thing before I go, If you have a fuck buddy... Is there a rule that you can't have another fuck buddy? I mean, we not dating, and if I can't fuck someone else then you really trying to trap me on the low. Why is it when a fuck buddy find out you got another buddy, they want to get mad and all that? There needs to be a fuck buddy hand book, really! None of this is important though because nothing will change lol.

The fuck buddy time period is now 2 months. After 2 months of fucking the same person, yall dating. Can't keep fucking someone forever and not catch feelings. Whenever you make a routine to fucking someone, its all bad. If ya fuck buddy has a tooth brush over your house, its all bad. If ya fuck buddy spends the night and eat breakfast, its all bad. Whenever a cut buddy asks what are you getting me for my birthday, its all bad. Um, If I'm ya fuck buddy, its all bad. I just deleted ya number! Might want to get it together! Peaaaaaaaaace!!

Get on some brand NEW shit!

I just realized that I have too many friends that are single. I hear all the time from girls that it's not enough good guys. I hear all the time from guys that females are on some other shit. News flash, everybody on some other shit. I have a theory as to why no one can find someone to be with. Everyone is waiting around for someone who shouldn't be waited on. For instance, I might have a girl who likes me but I don't like her because I'm low key waiting around for this other girl who is in turn waiting on this other guy. It's a never ending cycle that will never end. No one is actually single because it is always some one that is there or that you wish would come around and be there. You are waiting for the person to come so you never make yourself fully available to talk to someone else. In the back of your mind, you know that this person may never be with you but you don't care. Well maybe everyone should start caring and get it together. It's about to be winter time, BOO SEASON! Think about it.. You like someone, why aren't yall together? What is the hold up? Stop getting mad that this person isn't giving you 100% and find someone that will give you what you asking for, it ain't rocket science so don't make it out to be. End this cycle, PLEASE! Peaaaace!

What you think I should do DizZ? -K.Lew

My friend K.Lew asked me a question, her and Ash.P ask great questions. Her situation is that she likes this guy but he is basically playing with her emotions. He likes her then he don't like her and she is the one who initiates everything. My best advice is to chuck the deuces at his ass. If a guy likes you, he will be with you. No matter what is going on, if a guy likes a girl he will be with her. Get away before more feelings get involved on your part. Do your own thing and tell him to kick rocks. Don't believe anything he say, only go off his actions. Until you guys are actually on a date that he set up, or he asks you out, don't believe him. I can speak because I was once that guy, giving a female just enough to stay. Yeah he likes you and think you're the one, blah blah blah! If he really thought that, he would be with you. No egging on, no bullshit. You wouldn't even have to question it like you are. Find it in you to cut him off and move on. It might hurt but get out of there. -E

Social Detox

Some people use dumb shit to hold on to someone they shouldn't be around. Say you had a friend for 10 years. The friend owes you money, judges you, is never available when you need them to be, and some other shit that real "friends" don't do but you keep them around because you've known them for 10 years and it just wouldn't be right. Fuck that shit, kick that bitch to the curb.

Folks have the tendency to keep people around as if they HAVE to. You do know that you don't have to deal with anyone if you don't want to. I hate when people talk to me as if I have to sit and listen to what they are saying. If you don't like me, just delete me from ya phone, facebook, twitter and myspace and BOW!! I'm GONE!! I won't hit you up, I won't ask to see how you doing, nothing. Just let me know. Grow some balls and speak the fuck up. You tell everyone in the world except me how you feel about me. If you don't like me so much then why do you keep coming around? Oh shit, I got a tad bit personal right then. Let me regroup.

If you have dead weight in your life, just get rid of them. It's easy to just delete people out of your life. Anyone bringing you down, anyone that isn't good for the team, anyone that is just bad energy, delete them. Whose happiness is more important, theirs or yours? Stop putting other people before you. You come first ALWAYS. You need to take time out tonight and have a social detox. I swear it will make you feel better. It might be hard to walk away but remember you come first and should always consider your happiness before others. I mean, that sentence just seems so shallow but think about this, if you don't think about your happiness and care about it, then who will? Some folks just bring you down and you don't need to keep them around. Walk away from all negative energy. With that said, I need to delete a few folks right.. Now.. *delete* Peaaaaaace!!!

Speaking volumes...

Since most females incorporate sex with love, I wonder how many women a feel I don't like them anymore if I stopped having sex. If all men was to become celibate I wonder what would happen. What would women base their love on? Would it then shift to how well they click? Would they then see they have nothing in common? Some females let sex clog their brain and they start acting, crazy. This is just a thought though. I think I'm a try that out and see how it works. When I turn girls down now, they think I'm fucking someone else or don't like them as much. They jump off the deep end and run with it. Make up a whole bunch of shit up in their head and run with it. It's usually wrong but they don't care. They run with their thoughts and fuck shit up. Well I'm a fuck em up by buying a lot of lotion for self therapy! BOW!!