Tuesday, March 10, 2009

When keeping it real goes wrong….

We always think that we want to hear the honest truth from day one. So, for males and females… How does this sound?
Hey how you doing? My name is _______. I’m 21 and a college student. I would like to get your number and text you instead of actually talking, therefore I can text multiple women at the same time and still handle my daily business. I will lie to you and tell you that I’m busy when I’m really not, I just don’t want to show you too much attention just yet because I’m still fucking my ex and talking to another female as well. Matter of fact, we probably won’t ever be together no matter what you do because I am not completely over my ex and I think that if we date, I’ll be missing out on all the other women in the world. If we do start kicking it hard, you probably will get on my nerves and I’ll back off and blame school work and life for me being so distant. Instead of telling you that we will never be together, ill lead you on to think that maybe one day we will so we can continue to have sex. To be completely honest, I’m not attracted to YOU per say, just your beauty. The conversations we have had thus far haven’t been that interesting but I would love to have sex with you. So umm, what do you say?

Hey, how you doing? My name is _________. I’m 22 and a college student. I really don’t want to give you my number because I know you’re going to text me all the damn time talking about nothing. I’m not really interested in you to be honest. I have a guy I’m sort of keeping around for my entertainment and his sex is great so, there are no openings. You’re going to ask me when can we kick it but I’ll lie to you and say that I’m busy when I be at home just watching TV and studying or better yet, fucking the guy I keep around for entertainment. You will text me but it will be times when I don’t respond to you because you’re not talking about shit but I’ll tell you that my phone was fucked up or something. You’ll believe me because you’re stupid and thirsty, just like most guys. If I do come to you and fuck, it will be because my entertainment is getting on my nerves or he is busy and I need to get a nut off. If I spend the night, it’s only because I don’t feel like driving back home. No you can’t come over my house. I don’t want you knowing where I live just in case I drop your ass cold turkey. Don’t want you in my bushes. We probably won’t ever be together because I’m not completely over my ex and I honestly just aint feeling you like that. So yeah, you can have my number if you want. :D

Yup, that’s about right. Peace. -DizZy


A{dot}Shine March 10, 2009 at 3:23 PM  

That would save a lot of trouble. a looooooot of trouble. i think i'd prefer it that way actually :)

breebankz March 10, 2009 at 3:49 PM  

lol u & these bloqs haha i swear i dont even look at quys the same. this qonna qo thro my head everytime someone try to talk to me. but hey its cool i like this one tho... its betta & `shine is riqht saves a lot of trouble.

Rai March 10, 2009 at 4:01 PM  

LMAO @ This.

Ashley March 10, 2009 at 4:14 PM  

LMAO! I think we only want to hear the truth from the men/women we knew as friends first and then became intimate on a bf/gf basis. If someone came up to me and kept in 100 like that, I would commend them probably secretly after the fact, but off top, I'd be like "WTF?"

Sweetest Girl March 10, 2009 at 5:23 PM  

so...keeping it real always pays off... No matter what atleast you can say that you were being stright up and let the other person know how u were feeling. Trust me (lol tlkin from a personal experience) it always turns out nasty in the end when u dont say what u really wanted to say just because it didnt sound nice... DOES it really matter that it doesnt sound nice? or that they dont want to hear that ur not really in to them as much as you appear to be... lol... idk... guess it might fuck ur head up... or even the sex... lmao. idk being honest always takes a monkey off ur baq or puts 1 on it.... Just know... i like hearing the truth... TELL ME!!! lol. forreal.... i hate being left out.... n that y i fucks with u EDOTDIZZY.... ur soooo freakin BLUNT>>>> nnnnn its nothing wrong with a gud BLUNT... lol... naw.... preciate ya for keeping it real big homie! ah ha! Take THAT!!!! BLOGGIN ON YO BITCH ASSS!
smoooches ; )

Lauren Elisabethh March 10, 2009 at 6:34 PM  

sad part is thats the truth most of the time.

Mike3G March 10, 2009 at 6:34 PM  

This is some true shit. Damn make me reconsider all the girl I talked too.. lol

Tatianna March 10, 2009 at 6:45 PM  

wow..that is sooo TRUE...mmmm..!

Anonymous March 10, 2009 at 7:22 PM  

this shit made me laugh til tears came to my eyes man i wish ppl were this blunt i would rather want to know up front then having to find out by myself but i dont think ppl will do that

Anonymous March 10, 2009 at 7:35 PM  

hmmm, I think being brutally honest has it's advantages and disadvantages.

in this sense I think it could be a good thing.

but I would never Ever be in this type of situation.

Lundileww March 10, 2009 at 7:37 PM  

Ummm soo this is an awesomw example of what conversations need to somewhat consist of to save the headaches and the heartbreak.....HONESTY!!!

A Day In The Life of {[TASH]} March 10, 2009 at 9:16 PM  

that was sooo dope . although harsh, i wish thats how it was.

Simply, Azsa March 10, 2009 at 9:18 PM  

wow. you put it so exactly right. thats how it goes and it will continue to go. i agree with SWEESTEST GIRL
its not always gonna sound nice, and it really has no reason too...its the truth but yea...your posts are very interesting and im hooked. lol
keep doing ya thangg
&& i will def keep reading

iM.R0Ni March 10, 2009 at 11:49 PM  


Naomie March 11, 2009 at 10:23 AM  

this was funny. Thing is most of the time people wont tell you what their true intentions are. Honestly, I'd rather know all of this from the jump, than be strung along for no damn reason =)

Beautiful Q March 11, 2009 at 1:31 PM  


Fave sentence: No you can’t come over my house. I don’t want you knowing where I live just in case I drop your ass cold turkey.

Soooo true...outta 10 guyz, maybe 1 knows where I live. And the one only knows the condo not which Apt.!!!!

Anonymous March 11, 2009 at 1:46 PM  

damn diZz...yuh have honestly done it AGAiN...this shit is true to the 10th power...people really shudd start bein honest like like...things wudd be alot less complicated && we cudd just get to the point..
badabing badabang...lol

JuJu March 11, 2009 at 3:18 PM  

lmfao. the cold hard ass truth.

Anonymous March 12, 2009 at 2:48 AM  

You a Fool E!

iAmBornIIWin March 12, 2009 at 7:17 AM  

I don't think that most people could handle the truth like that. I believe it would scare them away and make them think twice about talking to a male or female.

Tashur Raquel March 15, 2009 at 3:18 AM  

lmfaoo. i love this post also!! Im mad, i be thinking some of the same stuff. damn =/

Unknown March 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM  

haaa, soooo true man! this was so on point. it would most def scare ppl off tho. sheeeit.
i don't even give the number if i'm not interested. my sister dropped my phone in the toilet is my favorite excuse. lol.

keeko. March 15, 2009 at 8:42 PM  

yoooo !!!!
go head
i looooove it .

Cat Hill March 15, 2009 at 9:31 PM  

It's funny because most of the time this is soo true...but I'm the type of chica that doesnt fall for things 2 quickly and i kno when i bein sh***ted on...so I have these same things in the back of mind...hec I've done the whole im busy...knowing damn well I was at home...I mean its reality... good post yo!
~Cat Hill~

Anonymous March 16, 2009 at 9:18 AM  

wow diz thius is awesum...i think it wud save alot oif time if it went this way low key..smoooches tho stay up boo

Morgan Rackley March 19, 2009 at 12:42 PM  

That was effin great!...and deff the truth... do u know how much time that would save??? i should print it and just had it to ppl, that way i dnt even have to open my mouth! i loved it!

~Lovely lady~ April 15, 2009 at 6:25 PM  


Kim May 13, 2009 at 3:45 PM  

i love this.
you just gave me a whole new perspective on things like this.

Thank you for this one.

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